4 The Church of Rock Consciousness - HALLELUJAH BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
Number Seven came to visit us in the village some years ago and liked it so much that he decided to stay. He voluntarily gave up his former life which, we understand, was devoted to international terrorism, sabotage and destabilising world governments through the introduction of a minimum wage and settled down to a tranquil life by the sea.
Since coming to the Village his behaviour has been exemplary (well, except for a few incidents) and his new-found interest in taxidermy has given him a useful social skill. He spends his spare time playing human chess and practising ornithology.
We give you Sam Salt - a model citizen of the Village.
After spending his early years as a nomadic desert dweller, Sam Salt decided to open a zoological park dedicated to breeding imaginary species and all things reptilian. His discovery of the lost city of Atlantis is a matter of public record and his exploits in the Amazon Basin still under investigation by Interpol.
Sam is reluctant to discuss this early part of his life and is now looking forward to the new millennium and his plans for the City in the Sea. A prospectus is available.
Sam Salt used to live in a swamp. Nothing is known of this period of his life.
The Reverend Sam Salt is perhaps best known as the founder of the Church of Rock Consciousness which welcomes new members and new donations at all times.
He is also known to be interested in artificial intelligence, shamanism,intp-ism, bad films and bogus World Wide Web pages. He is thought to reside somewhere in darkest England with the Warrior Mouse and two cats of extraordinary mental abilities.
His social worker can be contacted at PINE CLOUDS SANATORIUM.