Welcome to The Village.......

This is the residence of

SAM SALT

Unfortunately he is not here at present. He was last seen down on the beach being chased by Rover.  We will get him back soon but in the meantime you might want to investigate the following files, which we found on the premises. Unfortunately we cannot guarantee the veracity of any of these files so please treat them with extreme caution.

SAM'S FILES

• The Lizard's Lair - film reviews and other cultural ramblings.
• Not a number - alleged biographies of Sam Salt.
• Spirit in the Sky - shamanism and dangerous occult practices.
• Easily worth a million quid of anyone's money - film scripts and other scribblings.
  

Oh, and one last thing....... whatever you do, DO NOT VISIT THE LIZARD'S LAIR.  Don't be tempted by promises of juicy film reviews or  free trips to the Outer Colonies. IT'S ALL A LIE! We repeat - DO NOT VISIT THIS SITE!

The Welcoming Committee - 1998        BE SEEING YOU!